30 Rock, 8:30 p.m., NBC
The live episode was disappointing. There. I said it.
7 Days of Sex, 10 p.m., Lifetime
OK, to be clear: I am not watching this. I am reading snippets online. Really. I mean it. I am not watching this. But if you are, then you should know that tonight, “A couple with three children struggle to keep their romance alive; a wife hopes to loosen up her uptight husband.”
Chopped, 8 p.m., Food
Dear Chopped contestants: Please. How hard is to remember that rice never cooks fast enough, and so it is important that you not choose rice as part of your dish. They put it in the pantry to trip you up! It is a trick! A trap! Don’t fall for it. I say this because in this repeat, the guy from New Orleans makes jambalaya for his appetizer, and his rice is raw. And he is chopped.